100+ Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

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Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Ishq Toh Pagal Log Karte Hai…
Hum To Settings Bigadne Mai Expert Hai…!???

Bhagwan Ka Diya Hua Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai
Na ‘Daulat’ Na ‘Shohrat’ Aur Na Hi ‘Setting’
Do Char Kale Kalute Dost The
Ab Wo Bhi Ladki Milte Hi Muh Pher Gya…!!!???

Dear Best Friends…
Agar Aapko Mujhse Koe Shikayat Hai
Toh Wah Likh Kar Dustbin Mai Dal Do
Quinki Hum To Yese Hi Rahenge..!???

Agar Aaj Wah ‘I Love You’ Bolegi Tabhi Roti Khaunga…
Warna Paratha Kha Ke Kam Chla Lunga…!!!??

Agar Aap Mote Ho Rhe Ho To Tension Na Lo
Quinki Mahangi Gadiye Mai Hi Airbag Hota Hai !!??

Dear God…
Please Mere Sare Gunahon Ki Saza
Mare Dosto Ko Dena…!!!???

Ghade Ka Pani Piyo Ya Fridge Ka
Susu To Ek Jesa Hota Hain…!!!???

Hye Bholenath Meri Setting Karwa Do
Mai 1 Litre Doodh? Chadaunga…
Ya Fir Aap Mere Dosto Ki Setting Todwade
Mai 4 Litre???? Doodh Chadaunga…!???

Jab 10th Pass Kiya To Laga Ki Bhut Padae Kar Liye…
Par Ab Pta Chla Ki 10th Ka Marksheet To Sirf
Date Of Birth Dekhne Ke Kam Aate Hai…!???

Khuda Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahri Ho…
Ki Kartoot Meri Ho Aur Bezati Teri Ho…!!???

Maine Jise Apna Chand Samjha…
Usi Ne Mujhe Tare Dikha Diya…???

Mera To Sawabhaw Hi Hai Doodh Mai Sakkar Ki Tarah Ghul Jana
Lekin Kisi Ko Diabetes Ho To Usme Mera Kya Kasur…!!!???

Shaadi Se Dar Nahi Lagta Saheb
Subah Uth Kar Nashta Banane Se Lagta Hai…???

Zaruri Nahi Ki Mohabbat Mai Roz Baaten Ho
Khamosi Se Ek-Dusre Ki DP Dekhna Bhi Ishq Hai !???

Jinka Koe Nahi Hota…
Unka Mobile Hi Sab Kuchh Hota Hai…!???

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Apne Girlfriend Ke Samne Uski Friend ka Tarif Karna,
Petrol pump me Sigret Pine Ke Barabar Hai…!???

Na Dhundna Mujhe Duniya Ki Iss Tanhai Mai
Thund Bhut Jyada Hai Ghusa Pda Hu Apni Razae Mai.???

Iss Bar To Pakka Mujhe Sacha Pyar Hone Hi Wala Tha Ki
Tabhi Crime Petrol Walo Ne Bacha Liya…!!!???

Agar Kabhi Koe Ladki Tumhe Bhai Kah Ke Bol De To Bura Mat Manna
Bas Ek Zor Ka Lagana Aur Bolna Idar Kya Kar Rhi Ho Jaldi Ghar Jao…!???

Khushkismat Hote Hai Wye Log…
Jinki Girlfriend Unke Liye Hath Ki Nas Kat Leti Hai
Apni Wali To Humare Liye Nakhun Tak Nahi Katati…!???

Zindaagi Ne Zindaagi Bhar Gum Diye…
Ladki Ne Jitne Number Diye…
Sab Ke Sab Band Diye…???

Ye Dosto…
Kadar Kiya Karo Humari Warna
Girlfriend Pata Lunga Tumhari…!???

Zindgi Main Sabse Jyada Khusi To Tab Milti Hai Jab Maa Kehti Hai Ki Dimag To Bhut Hai
Iske Pass Bas Padta Hi Nahi Hai….!!!???

Kuchh Ladki Ki Smile Itni Confuse Karti Hai Ki…
Pta Hi Nahi Chlta Ki Hans Ke Dekh Rahi Hai
Ya Dekh Ke Hans Rahi Hai…!!!???

Badi Muskil Se Ladki Ne Friend Request Accept Ki Thi
Dosto Ne Bhabhi Bhabhi Keh Ke Block Karwa Diya !!!???

Ghar Ki Izzat Betiyen Ke Hath Mai Hoti Hai Aur…
Ghar Ki Bezati Nalayako Ke Hath Mai Hota Hai…

Har Kisi Ko Ek Baar Pyar To Karna Hi Chahiye…
Taki Use Bhi To Pata Chale Ki Aakhir Pyar Quin Nahi Karna Chahiye !!!

Aaj Purani Girlfriend Mili Bazar Mai…
Main Use ‘Hello’ Kahne Hi Wala Tha Ki…
Tabhi Uske Pati Ne ‘Challo’ Kah Diya…!

Shadi Shuda Aadmi Waqt Waqt Pe
BP, Sugar Ki Dawae Lete Rahe…
Kewal Karwachoth Ke Bharose Na Rahe..!!!

Shadi To Ab Ussi Se Karunga Jo Subah Uth Kar Puchhe…
Jaanu Chai Ya Pappi…

Ye Chand Bhi Badi Ajib Chiz Hai Yaroo…
Bachapan Mai ‘Mama’ Aur Jawani Mai ‘Jaanu’ Nazar Aata Hai !!!

Jese Bike Mai Petrol Jaruri Hai…
Ose Hi Dosti Mai Bezati Bhi Jaruri Hai…

Ladki Patane Mai Itna Bhi Caring Mat Ban Jao
Ki Use Tumme Apna Bada Bhai Nazar Aaye….

Agar Aap Chahte Ho Ki Koe Larki Aapko Mud-Mud Ke Dekhe To
Uske Pass Se Guzarte Waqt Use Moti Bol Do…

Insan Kitna Bhi Busy Quin Na Ho…
Kisi Larki Ki Friend Request Aane Par
Uske Profile Me Ghus Kar CBI Level Ki
Chhanbin Kar Hi Leta Hai..!!!

Aajkal Aurton Ke Liye Bhi Ajib Dubidha Hai…
Mangalsutra Pahne To Choro Ki Nazar…
Aur Na Pahne To Chhoro Ki Nazar…!

Maine Jispe Dil Lagaya Tha…
Usi Ne Mujhe Chuna Laga Ke Chali Gye…

Jab Aapko Apne Se Zyada Kisi Aur Ki Fikar Hone Lage…
Tab Samajh Jaeye Aapka Zalil Hone Ka Din Suru Hone Hi Wala Hai..!

Pahle Sabr Ka Phal Mitha Hota Tha…
Par Aajkal Sabr Ka Phal Ki Shadi Kahi Aur Ho Jati Hai !!!

Pyar Karne Walo Ki To Aadhi Zindgi…
Block Unblock Karne Mai Hi Nikal Jati Hai !

Sun Pagli…
Agar Tu Mujhe Na Mili To Main Mar Jaunga… Par Kisi Aur Pe

Mujhe To Ye Soch Ke Tension Ho Rahi Hai Ki…
Agar Meri Gharwala Bhi Meri Tarah Kamchor Nikla To Apna Kam Kon Karega !!!

Jab Dil Ek Tha To Mohabbat Bhi Ek Se Hi Thi…
Par Ab Jo Dil Tut Gya To Ab Jitna Tukra Utno Se Mohabbat Hota Hai…

Un Papa Ki Pari Ki Hamesha Suna Karo…
Quinki Unke Ghar Mai Unki Koe Nahi Sunta..!

Larkiyon Ko Khush Karne Ke Sabse Aasan Tarika…
Unki Tarif Se Zyada Unki Shaheli Ki Burae Karo..!!

Pese Ki Baat Mat Kar Pagli…
Jitna Tune Dekha Nahi Hoga
Use Jyada To Maine Udhar Le Rkha Hai

Hum To Yesa Larki Patayenge Jo Ho Sabse Hate
Jise Dekhte Hi Dil Ko Lage 440 Volts Ke Jhatke..!

Pyar Ho To Bluetooth Ke Jesa Ho…
Pass Rahe To ‘Connected’
Door Jaye To ‘Searching For New Device’

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Aaj Ka Gyan…
Waqt Bahut Kimti Hota Hai
Esiliye Apna Nahi Dusro Ka Barbad Kijiye…

Mujhe Ek Baat Samjh Nahi Aa Rahi..
Itna ‘Princess’ Aur ‘Queen’ To Mugal Ke Raaz Mai Bhi Nahi Tha
Jitna Aajkal Facebook Par Raaz Kar Rahe Hai..!

Beti Padao Aur Beti Bachao…
Aur Inkoe Dhang Ka Driving Bhi Shikho
Abhi Marte Marte Bacha Hun !!!

Zindgi Bahut Sukun Se Jee Rha Hun Galib
Ek Tang Karne Wali Hi De Do…

Larkiya Kahti Hai Ki Sab Larke Pagal Hote Hai
Phir Kahti Hai Hum Larko Se Kam Hai Ka???

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star…
Ek Aur Bhaiya Kahke Chali Gye Yaar…

Agar Dard Bhare Gaane Sun Kar Bhi Aapko Dard Na Ho To
Samajh Jaeye Aap Dobara Pyar Mai Padne Ke Liye Teyar Ho !

Kuchh Larkiya Itna Cute Hone Ke Baad Bhi Ghamand Nahi Karti
Aur Kuchh Chudelo Ka To Waham Jata Hi Nahi..!!!

Ye Mujhe Kesi Larki Se Pala Pada Hai Dosto…
Use Patna Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Phone Se Hatna Bhi Nahi Hai…!!!

Kuchh Logo Ka To Mohabbat Bhi Sarkari Hoti Hai
Na To File Aage Badti Hai Aur Na Hi Mamla Band Hota Hai.

Maine Use Btaya Tha Ki ‘Psychology’ Mai “P” Silent Hota Hai
Aur Usne Ise ‘Pyaar’ Mai Apply Kiya
Ab Hum Dono Achha Dost Hai !!!

Aajkal Private School Ki Medam Ki Umar Itni Kam Hoti Hai Ki…
Bachhe Sidhe Patane Ke Jugad Mai Lag Jate Hai…!!!

Wye Pyar Hi Kya Jiska Breakup Hone Pe…
Ek Dusro Ko FB, Whatsapp Pe Block Na Kare…

Agar Kabhi Koe Larki Bhai Bol De To Ghabraeye Mat
Ek Thapad Lga Kar Boliye Yha Kya Kar Rahi Ho Ghar Jao !!!

Usne Puchhi Kya Pasand Hai Tumhe…
Maine Jese Hi Uski Chhoti Bahan Ki Or Dekha Thapad Mar Kar Chali Gye !

Jab Hawae Jahaz Ki Tarah Dono Per Bahar Aane Lge
Tab Samajh Jaeye Activa Wali Break Marne Wali Hai…!

Aadmi Kabhi Bhi Itna Jhutha Nahi Hota
Agar Aurten Itna Jyada Sawal Nahi Karti…!!!

Girlfriend To Youn Hi Badnam Hai…
Asli Taklif To Uski Best Friend Deta Hai…

Mohabbat Kuchh Kare Ya Na Kare
Par Mobile Silent Jarur Karwa Deta Hai…

Aajkal Koe GF Humdard Nahi Milti
Jitna Bhi Milti Hai Sardard Milti Hai…

Baat Nafrat Ka Hota To Badi Siddat Se Karta
Mohabbat Se To Apna 36 Ka Aakda Hai…!!!

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Humare Ghar Mai Bhi Sukun Hua Karta Tha
Fir Ek Din Main Peda Ho Gya…!!!

Pahle Larkiya Nam Mai Devi Lagati Thi To Use Pati Bhi Dewta Milte The…
Ab Larkiya Nam Mai Angle Lagati Hai To Use Pati Bhi Rakshas Hi Milte Hai..!

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Padae Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro…
Line Maro Sendal Padne Se Mat Daro…

Pyar To Hum Dono Ne Bahut Kiya Tha…
Maine Usse Bahut Kiya Tha Aur Usne Bahuto Se Kiya Tha !!!

Reply Na Milne Ke Bad Bhi Agar Aap Message Kiye Ja Rahe Ho To
Samajh Jaeye Buddi Bharast Ho Gya Hai Aapka…!!!

Duniya Ka Sabse Majabut Rista…
Main Aur Mera Phone Ka…!!!

Har Galti Sirf Sorry Bolne Se Maaf Nahi Milti
Kuchh Galtiyon Ke Liye Thapad Bhi Marna Padta Hai.

Hye Bhagwan…
Humare Life Mai Bhi Ek Miss Call Karne Wali Bhej Do…
Aakhir Jio Ka Unlimited Balance Kon Sa Hume Upar Le Jana Hai…!

Humne To Usi Din Sochna Chhor Diya Tha
Jis Din Se Bidya Balan Kahne Lagi…Jaha Soch Uha Sochalay.

Dil Aur Dimag Zid Pe Ade Hai…
Dono Ek Hi Larki Ke Pichhe Pade Hai…

Teri Wafae Ka Sila Mujhe Kuchh Youn Mila…
Tere Jate Hi Teri Shaheli Ne Mujhe Moka Diya…

Larkiya Larko Ko Block Karke Yesa Feel Karti Hai
Mano Kisi Khuni Ko Umarked Ki Saza De Di Ho..!

Din Bhar Akele Ki Bhi Ghum Lo
Sabse Hot Larki Tabhi Nazar Aayegi Jab Gharwale Sath Ho…

Zuban Se Nikli Baat, Kaman Se Nikla Tir Aur
Mohabbat Mai Kiya Gya Recharge Ke Pese Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aate !!

Beta Padae Kesi Chal Rahi Hai…
Bas Uncal Chalte Chalte Bahut Dur Chali Gye Mujhse…

Hamari Har Galti Ko Ye Soch Kar Maaf Kar Dena Dosto…
Ki Tum Kon Sa Sarif Ho…!!!

Jis Umar Mai Aajkal Ke Bachho Ka Dil Tutte Hai…
Us Umar Mai To Humare Dant Bhi Nahi Tutte The..!

Aajkal Ke Larke Dil Tutne Pe Suicide Nahi Karte…
Bhad Mai Ja Chudel Bol Ke Aage Nikal Jate Hai !!!

Wye Ishq Mai… Kamal Kar Bethi…
“I Love You Too”… Likhke “Send To All” Kar Bethi…

Jodiya Aasman Se Bankar Aati Hai
Zamin Par Tutne Ke Liye…

Kismat Aazma Chuka Hu, Nasib Aazma Raha Hu…
Ek Larki Patane Ke Chakkar Mai 4 Larke Pata Chuka Hu…

Agar Koe 10 baje So Ke Uthe To Zaruri Nahi Ki Wah Aalsi Ho
Ho Sakta Hai Ki Uska Sapna Bada Ho…

Usne Mujhse Puchha Chahoge Kab Tak…
Maine Mushkura Ke Kah Diya, Meri Bibi Ko Pta Na Chle Tab Tak…

Mere Samne Attitude Na Dikha Pagli…
Tu Jitni English Bolti Hai, Usse Jyada To Hum Pee Jate Hai…!

Jab Ek Larki Girlfriend Ban Jati Hai To Jaan Ban Jati Hai
Aur Jab Bibi Ban Jati Hai To Janlewa Ho Jati Hai..!!!

Aaj Ka Gyan…
Sukhi Jiwan Jine Ka Sasan Tarika…
Mano Bibi Ka Har Kahna…

Bachapan Handwriting Sudharne Me Guzar Gya…
Aur Zindgi Keyword Mai Bit Rha Hai…!!!

Computer Ke Jesa Dimag Tha Mera…
Pagli Ne Love U Love U Bolke Hang Kar Di…

Mai To Sirf Karm Karta hu…
Pata Nahi Wah Kand Kese Ban Jata Hai…

Ek Larki Ke Samne Uski Shaheli Ka Tarif Karna…
Matlab Petrol Pump Mai Sigret Pine Ke Saman Hai…

Ye Nya Saal Aapke Zindgi Mai Dhamal Kar Jaye…
Aap Ek Larki Ki Dua Karo Aur Aapko Char Mil Jaye…

Na Dundo Mujhe Is Duniya Ki Tanhae Mai…
Thand Bahut Hai Mai Gusa Pada Hu Razae Mai…

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